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Christmas Letter

December 25, 2017
Dearest Cindy:
Well, first of all, Merry Christmas Dear, and good morning! Our very first Christmas together,~how Wonderful. 
This time last year Cindy ******  wasn’t even on my radar, today you populate my thoughts throughout the day and even occasionally as I lay sleeping at night. It’s quite amazing what good things life can deposit from far afield beyond even the horizons of our wildest imaginations. 
I am so very very grateful for your good company,Love.
Quite honestly, I’m afraid the gifts under the tree really won’t do justice towards reflecting what you’ve brought into my life this past year. I’m not terribly good at finding the perfect item as far as presents are concerned and I’m loath to say my shopping resources have seen better days. Wish that I could present some wrapped thing that might marginally reproduce the joy you’ve given me spiritually these last 11 months. Store bought items rarely reflect the emotional currency we wish them to represent. ~How could…
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A Letter To My Sister ...For Her Birthday~

October 2012

~HAPPY BIRTHDAY…HAPPY BIRTHDAY…HAPPY BIRTHDAY…HAPPY BIRTHDAY…!!!

Dear Sarah:
Well hopefully this should reach your humble little doorstep on the appropriate day this coming Saturday, and, well if by chance NOT, I plan to blame it on the U.S. Postal service, the weather, gas prices, Plague-n-Famine, and a whole host of other potential possibilities other than myself and singularly Poor Planning on my part!
You have been on my mind much lately and not just because of the forthcoming National Celebration of your much adored birth (~as if that wasn’t enough you may add) –will there be parades this year or is that planned for 2013? No I actually do tend to think about my sister and her little brood of Boys-to-Men down South in “F-da” (-just made that up right there on the spot for you –“F-duh”, I kinda like it although perhaps it does gravitate a little towards the PG-13 in a Freudian-slip kinda unintentional way).
I thought that perhaps this year we’d simply skip the whole store-b…

...And Furthermore

~An Update of sorts to “…And Laugh” dated September 18th…..
I suggest skipping to the next post before returning here to glimpse these most recent macabre developments…
So anyhow it has become increasingly apparent that inanimate objects (-in particular Automobiles) and me have some innate problem in the development of “healthy” long lasting and fruitful relationships. Actually in retrospect my ability to maintain any realistic normalcy in basic fundamentally social interactions is likely questionable too –but for now let’s just stick to cars in order to retain some focus, some succinctness….
In case you choose to first read this instead of taking my advice and skipping below for some relatively important background information regarding these most recent developments of the last 48 hours, I’ll try and relate a quick (-impossible for me) synopsis to get us up to speed-:
My Honda has had some fairly unacceptable misfortunes over the last several weeks and my ability to make entry and egres…